We learn the back story of Early, Rusty, Grandma, and the sheriff.
"Take This Job and Love It"
Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.
"School Days, Fool Days"
Early takes Rusty to a soccer game so he can learn how to play. But it turns out to be a cock fight. Early puts a party hat on Rusty so he can pass as a chicken, but he gets badly bruised. When the Sheriff sees this he demands that Early homeschool Rusty. Early refuses, but when he finds out that money is involved, he changes his mind.
"Chalky Trouble"
Early asks Rusty what he thinks of "whites." He then takes Rusty to an anti-white ritual. The ritual is about burning things they think has to do with white people. When they are in are in the middle of the bonfie, however, the Sheriff shows up. When he finds out what the ritual is about, he shows Early he is white, and then tells them how many famous people are white. The episode ends when Rusty finds out his mom was white. Meanwhile, Lil is putting pictures of her butt on the Internet.
"Family Trouble"
Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.
"Office Politics Trouble"
Early concocts a popular new beverage.
