"The World's Most One-Sided Fistfights" get wild at Mardi Gras. Benjamin Franklin grapples with historical figures like the Wright brothers and Mahatma Gandhi in "Educational Wrestling Federation." Oprah Winfrey fulfills all her viewers' fondest wishes--almost. A man in a public restroom encounters the terror known as "Dumplestiltskin." "12 Angry Little People" deliberate a crime most heinous.
"Atta Toy
The world's most famous monkey bursts loose on Skull Island in "Ding Dong, King Kong." Scandalous Hollywood news and gossip get the Pat O'Brien treatment. The Smurfs are terrorized by a serial killer in "Murder in Smurf Town X."
"Joint Point"
Sailor Moon encounters a bone-chilling villain. A nerd wins a date with famous actress Scarlett Johansson. "Welcome to the Terror Drome" showcases inner-office machinations at the headquarters of G.I. Joe's nemesis Cobra. "America's Most Tragic Home Videos" will make you laugh and cry.
"Operation Rich in Spirit"
A new video game is taking video games by storm, "The Abortionator." A video dating experience takes a turn for the worse. An oriental massage also takes a turn for the worse. Keanu Reeves wants you to buy his special brand of sausage. The Scooby-Doo gang encounters Jason Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake.
"That Hurts Me"
Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich re-make Godzilla, again. A crime-fighting monkey saves monkeys from a monkey supervillain. An average fellow named Doug wakes up in the world of the Huggytime Bears. Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface and other horror movie icons sign on for the reality show "Big Brother."
"The Black Cherry"
Napoleon Bonamite pops up as a famous figure from history. Fizzing candy has terrible repercussions for young Mikey. A weakling turns into the "King of the Beach" with some illegal help. The laughter is canned for the sketch comedy show "You Can't Do That on Robot Chicken."
