Here we meet Gerald, a young boy who is prematurely bald. He's on a quest for perfect hair. His lecherous Uncle Grandfather serves as his sensei, in between eating and watching Lolita-like Brenda dance in her skimpy skirt and thong. The chanting Action Hot Dog will be his companion. Along the way Gerald meets Cat Man, Space Ghost and the evil controller of cats, Coiffio, whose vibrating rainbow hair is mesmerizing. With Coiffio is the Inappropriate Comedy Tree and Model Robot, whose ancestors were Transformers.
"Tivo Your Ebay"
While Gerald travels the forest with Action Hot Dog, Uncle Grandfather takes a break from playing "horsie ride" with Brenda to meet the King of All Animals, a Young Man in a sparkly, purple coat. After the Young Man wins a rather provactive battle with Brenda, Uncle Grandfather gives him a Hamburger Necklace for snacking. Young Man takes off to help Gerald, along with several noisy and chatty animals. Meanwhile, Gerald is sent to a grocery store by fiery Rod, the Anime God. There, Coiffio has Cat Man (who works there) attack Gerald, but Gerald escapes to Tuna Mountain.
"Cat Snatch Fever"
Inappropriate Comedy Tree, a.k.a. Norman Douglas, joins Gerald and Action Hot Dog on their quest. Rod appears to Uncle Grandfather and says Gerald and his companions are still alive after a freak tornado. After a failed attack on Rod, Uncle Grandfather sends a hot dog bun carrying an important message to Gerald. Meanwhile, Coiffio leaves his spaceship and seeks out Cat Man. The King of All Animals, distracted by his animals, drives into a deep ditch. Gerald begins to hear voices, but it's really Brenda talking into his severed ear, which she cut off during the battle in the first episode. Uncle Grandfather discovers Brenda talking into Gerald's ear and declares to an unidentified officer she began the Cat-Bun Wars.
"Happy Suck Day"
The Cat-Bun Wars have begun! During the bloody battle, we see the King of all Animals in the ditch with his animals, discussing to to escape and get snacks. The King tries to use his hamburger necklace to escape, but Space Cat rips off his hand and flies away. Space Cat takes the necklace and the Animal King's hand to Coiffio. Rod appears with an offer for Coiffio's house, which is for sale. He also points out that the hand and hamburger necklace do not belong to Gerald, as Coiffio had hoped. Coiffio parachutes down to the grocery store where Cat Man has just sold a six-pack to a baby. Coiffio is run over by the drunken baby, and then shot by Cat Man. The baby lands in the ditch with the King and his animals. Uncle Grandfather asks the Cat and Bun leaders to sign a peace treaty.
"Woke Up Drunk"
Gerald, Action Hot Dog and Inappropriate Comedy Tree continue to Tuna Mountain. Some worried television executives hold a conference to discuss the low ratings for "Japanese Bear Dad," which was the Space Ghost segment in "Pilot," but they're interrupted by a drunken Space Ghost looking for work. Gerald and his companions continue walking, while we see three unidentified policemen in bed, well, not doing whatever practices and standards won't let them do.
"Tusk"
Terry, the tornado, and Inappropriate Comedy Tree battle each other in a knife fight. Meanwhile, Gerald and Action Hot Dog continue their journey to Tuna Mountain. After seeing Cat Man in the forest, and being offered LSD by the anime god, Coiffio rides his huge motorcycle, with hot dog spokes, and finds Gerald. He challenges Gerald to a race, but Gerald abandons the race when he sees a chance to launch his bike to Tuna Mountain.
