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Top 10 "South Park" Dolls

By Nancy Basile, About.com

"South Park" plush toys are fun and collectible. Some even talk! I chose these for my top picks because of the episodes and characters they're based on.

1. Towelie

I love this toy! This toy captures all facets of Towelie's personality. One side features his happy face, as well as phrases like, "If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel. You never know where a hotel towel has been." The other side is his, well, red-eyed character who says, "I have no idea what's going on." Lots of fun!

2. Missing Kenny Doll

No doubt you remember the episode when Kenny turned up on a milk carton as the Thompson's missing son. This doll was created to pay tribute to to Kenny's "missing face." He even comes packaged in a milk carton. One look at Ass-Face Kenny and you'll die laughing.

3. Talking Timmy

This plush doll of Timmy not only speaks, it is detachable from his wheelchair. You could have a cripple fight! (See Jimmy below.) The wheelchair also rolls.

4. Talking Cartman

I love Cartman. And this doll may not have my favorite phrase ("Screw you guys. I'm going home.") but it does have many others, such as "Cartoons kick ass," "You're being totally immature," "I'm not fat, I'm big boned!" and "Kick ass!"

5. Shaking Tweek Doll

The Tweek doll looks and behaves exactly like his TV persona. He shakes when you pull his string. His sweater is also buttoned incorrectly, just like the character's. And his hair is appropriately on end.

6. Talking Jimmy

Jimmy comes with crutches, stands approximately 11 inches tall and says a total of 7 phrases, including his joke about why the pigeon crossed the road (if you can wait that patiently.) Buy Jimmy and Timmy to re-create your own cripple fight. (See above.)

7. Talking Jesus & Satan Plush Set

Get a lot of bang for your buck with this set. Satan and Jesus are ready for a fight. They are suited up in their boxing gloves and shorts. Squeeze their hands to hear some trash talk!

8. Talking Butters as Professor Chaos

This doll has a removable helmet, gauntlets and cape so you can change sweet, innocent Butters into the greatest villain the world has ever seen--Professor Chaos! You can also listen to his diabolical plans when you squeeze the right spot.

9. Talking Mr. Hankey

Mr. Hankey measures 13 inches tall and speaks phrases when his tummy is pushed, such as "You know something pal? You smell an awful lot like flowers." What would Christmas, or any other day, be without your own Mr. Hankey? I mean the doll, not "your own." Ahem.

10. Talking Mr. Mackey

Who can keep a straight face when Mr. Mackey says, "M'Kay?" This doll also says, "That is not appropriate behavior," and "You can get a lot of action when you have a hot tub." He comes dressed in his usual slacks, shirt and tie.

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