'South Park' Toys

I love this toy! This toy captures all facets of Towelie's personality. One side features his happy face, as well as phrases like, "If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel. You never know where a hotel towel has been." The other side is his red-eyed character who says, "I have no idea what's going on." Lots of fun!

I love Cartman. This doll may be only 6 inches tall, but he says 12 different phrases, including my favorite, "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" You can even adjust his eyebrows to fit his mood.

Mr. Hankey comes with a great set of accessories, including a toothbrush and Santa hat. Smell not included.

Have a Timmy of your very own. Can you guess what he says? C'mon, just guess.

Can you imagine paying for a doll that talks, but you can't understand a word it's saying? Awesome! And in case you forget his name, it's written on his stand.

Now you can have Satan and Saddam standing on your desk or nightstand. Listen to them say, "I love you." Aw! Just don't post a YouTube video re-creating their love scenes.

Without the tin foil costume, he's only Butters. But he's still adorable and funny. Listen to him say, "Son of a biscuit!"

The Tweek doll looks exactly like his TV persona, from his messed-up hair to his misbuttoned shirt. Tweek comes with the obligatory cup of coffee and two underpants gnomes.

Ready to be tipped, this cow comes straight from South Park. I love the nervous eyes, pupils down to dots. Poor cow.

Ah, Sparky. Brave enough to go against the tide. Watch out for that one tooth.