Age:
Marge Simpson is 34 years old and her shoe size is 13AA.
Hair:
Marge Simpson is 8' 6" tall, including her signature blue hair. Marge has come to the rescue many times with items pulled from her hair.
- Huge jar of cash.
- Check to cover damages to Homer's car.
- Telephone number to call if Grampa falls in the bathtub.
- Cat.
- Maggie's pacifier.
- Chicken.
- Beach umbrella.
- Swarm of bats.
- A pencil.
Activities:
Marge Simpson has been very busy in Springfield.
- In "Life on the Fast Lane" she takes bowling lessons (and flirting lessons) from Jacques.
- In "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" she protests against violent cartoons.
- In "A Streetcar Named Marge" she stars in the local musical "Oh! Streetcar!"
- In "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson" she launches her own pretzel truck business and takes on the mob.
- In "Husbands and Knives" she opens up a gym for regular women.
Motherhood:
Marge Simpson is the mother of three children. Her words of wisdom help guide Bart, Lisa and Maggie through life.
- "Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone."
- "I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are."
- "Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister."
- "Hey kids! I made your favorite cookies -- Christmas trees for the girls and bloody spearheads for Bart."
- "Bart, you're too young to get married! You still ask me to check the closet for the boogeyman!"
- "You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."
- "If someone did eat Bart's shorts, they would have a tummy full of pocket garbage."
