"Pilot"
January 12, 1997
Misunderstandings threaten the Hills' custody of their son Bobby.
"Square Peg"
January 19, 1997
Hank is annoyed when Bobby asks to take a sex-education class — especially when he discovers that Peggy's the teacher.
"The Order of the Straight Arrow"
February 2, 1997
A camping trip with Bobby's scout troop leaves Hank griping after the boy clubs an endangered bird during a faux hunt. Meanwhile, Peggy embarks on a mysterious quest.
"Hank's Got the Willies"
February 9, 1997
Hank's determination to find a role model for Bobby leads to an unexpected encounter with Hank's own hero. Willie Nelson and Dennis Hopper have cameos.
"Luanne's Saga"
February 16, 1997
When Luanne breaks up with Buckley, Hank takes it upon himself to pick up the pieces of his niece's broken heart, only to be left fuming when she makes a play for Boomhauer. Jazz musician Chuck Mangione has a voice cameo.
"Hank"
February 23, 1997
A concerned Peggy inadvertently spreads the word about Hank's bout with constipation, leaving her husband flushed with embarrassment.
"Westie Side Story"
March 2, 1997
The Hills' new Laotian neighbors cause Peggy and Hank confusion and consternation after a culture clash leads to suspicion over a missing dog.
"Shins of the Father"
March 23, 1997
Hank's caught in the middle when his overbearing father pays a visit — and incurs the wrath of a patience-exhausted Peggy.
"Peggy the Boggle Champ"
April 13, 1997
Peggy's skill with words wins her the privilege of representing Arlen in the state Boggle championship. Laurie Metcalf has a voice cameo.
"Keeping Up with Our Jonses"
April 27, 1997
Hank and Peggy's love of cigarettes is rekindled after Hank catches Bobby smoking, but Luanne is determined to nip their habit in the butt.
"King of the Ant Hill"
May 4, 1997
Hank's burning mad when he discovers fire ants on his lawn on the eve of the neighborhood block party.
"Plastic White Female"
May 11, 1997
Luanne and Bobby each face a crisis: she's fearful of failing her beauty exam, while he frets over his first boy-girl party.
