Cotton is left with ten thousand dollars to pay for the funeral of his friend, Topsy. However, he cremates the body and buys a timeshare with the money. Hank becomes angry that his father made such an expensive purchase and tells the salesmen that his dad has no money. Hank later feels sorry for his dad and ends up buying a timeshare so that his dad can attend the "El Presidente" event for exclusive timeshare members. Meanwhile, Peggy, Bobby, and Dale get locked in the high school pool and try to escape.
"Yard She Blows"
Peggy buys a gnome for the garden, and Hank is embarrassed by it. Bobby accidentally shoots off the gnome’s ear, so Hank decides to throw the gnome away. Peggy learns what happened and is very upset. Hank and Bobby find another gnome for Peggy who decides to keep it in the house to prevent theft.
"A Rover Runs Through It"
Hank is excited to visit Peggy’s mother in Montana and spend some time in the country. He is upset when the only car available to rent is a nice Land Rover, because he was looking forward driving an old pick-up truck. Peggy attempts to gain approval from her mother by saving the family’s land from being sold to movie stars.
"Care-Takin’ Care of Business"
Hank and his friends secretly do grounds work on the Middle School’s football field to improve the team’s chances of winning the championship. After they are caught, they come up with another idea. Meanwhile, Peggy does not like Luanne’s new redneck boyfriend, Lucky.
"Dale to the Chief"
Dale becomes super patriot and calls the Office of Homeland Security to report Hank as a traitor. Meanwhile, Hank is harassed by everyone after being issued a driver’s license stating that he is a female.
"Mutual of OmAbwah"
Hank becomes concerned when realizes he did not pay the bills for the family’s life, auto, and home insurance policies, which makes Bobby frantically try to keep the family safe. Meanwhile, Dale purchases bees to use bee venom for holistic healing. Boomhauer and Bill have trouble while deep-frying.
"Arlen City Bomber"
Peggy and Luanne borrow money to buy their roller derby team; however, things do not go as planned. Meanwhile, Lucky takes Bobby corn-chip tasting.
"Arlen City Bomber"
When Hank is put in charge of the Strickland Propane Family Fun Day, John Redcorn asks him to let his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake, play at it.
"Smoking and the Bandit"
Dale disguises himself as the smoking bandit when smoking is banned in restaurants and bars. Peggy seeks out the bandit’s true identity while working as a reporter for "The Bystander."
"Enrique-cilable Differences"
Hank’s co-worker, Enrique, tries to become very friendly with Hank who is unhappy with the situation. Meanwhile, Bobby wants to put his handprints in the new driveway that Hank and his friends made.
"Gone With the Windstorm"
A real meteorologist replaces Channel 84’s Nancy Gribble as the new weather person. In an attempt to get her job back, Nancy decides to cover the recent wildfires. She, Peggy and Dale steal a Channel 84 news van and drive to directly to the wildfires. When station manager, Tom Chick, sees what is happening and televises Nancy. After the success of the newscast, he makes Nancy co-anchor.
"Bobby on Track"
When Hank makes Bobby join the track team, Bobby is unaware that the coach is using his inferior ability as an attempt to encourage the other team members to do better.
"It Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Neighbor Sings"
When Bill joins an all male chorus, he begins to miss work. Hank and the guys try to help him save his job. Meanwhile, Peggy and Bobby are in a Pong tournament.
