"Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall"
September 26, 1999
Peggy's fate and details surrounding Cotton and Didi's newborn are revealed.
"Cotton's Plot"
October 3, 1999
Freed from a six-week body cast, non-ambulatory Peggy takes physical therapy from Cotton, who drills her military style. Meanwhile, Hank's pals make use of her cast.
"Bills Are Made to Be Broken"
October 24, 1999
Bill is accepting, but Hank isn't, when opposing players lie down to let an injured high-school jock break Bill's touchdown record.
"Little Horrors of Shop"
October 31, 1999
Forced to take a vacation, Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher, and a popular one, rousing jealousy in Peggy.
"Aisle 8A"
November 7, 1999
Hank is the only one home when houseguest Connie has her first encounter with menstruation — and neither knows what to do. Meanwhile, someone has to explain PMS to Bobby.
"A Beer Can Named Desire"
November 14, 1999
Meryl Streep, the Dixie Chicks and Don Meredith are guest voices as Bill meets Cajun relatives and Hank competes for $1 million in a beer promotion at a football game in New Orleans.
"Happy Hank's Giving"
November 21, 1999
Hank's propane-smoked turkey is a casualty in "a war called 'Thanksgiving at the Airport'" as weather stalls the Hills' trip to Peggy's folks in Montana.
"Not in My Back-Hoe"
November 28, 1999
Jealous of Hank's new acquaintance, Bill and Dale give Hank an ultimatum, and compound their mistake when they try to make amends.
"To Kill a Ladybird"
December 12, 1999
Bobby's affection for a raccoon brings problems when Hank's dog Ladybird and Dale get into fights with the ersatz pet that could be rabid.
"Hillennium"
December 19, 1999
A propane shortage gives Hank Y2K fears that alter his Christmas-gift plans; Dale's stash of hoarded goods is destroyed by a hamster that he was planning to use for food.
"Old Glory"
January 9, 2000
Bobby keeps mum that his mom wrote the A-plus essay that made him a school star. Heather Locklear is the voice of his teacher, another substitute who riles Peggy.
"Rodeo Days"
January 16, 2000
Bobby's new calling is rodeo roping, but his first experience with livestock introduces him to an ambition even greater — at least to Bobby.
"Hanky Panky"
February 6, 2000
Hank and Peggy are caught in the middle after Strickland's wife (Kathleen Turner) catches him with his girlfriend (Reese Witherspoon).
"High Anxiety"
February 13, 2000
Hank becomes the prime suspect in an investigation led by Sheriff Buford (Mac Davis).
"Naked Ambition"
February 20, 2000
Bobby's accidental glimpse of a naked Luanne has Joseph yearning to get his own look. But Connie catches them trying to peep, and thinks she's the target.
"Movin' On Up"
February 27, 2000
Luanne moves out and into the house across the alley, where her roommates (including Vicki Lewis and Andy Dick) don't carry any of the load.
"Bill of Sales"
March 12, 2000
Teri Garr plays Peggy's manager in a health-food sales operation where Bill becomes Peggy's star — and only — salesman, and his profits net them a trip to a conference in San Antonio, where they must share a room.
"Won't You Pimai Neighbor?"
March 19, 2000
Mary Tyler Moore plays the Hills' Methodist reverend, who weighs in when Buddhist monks think Bobby is a reincarnated Lama.
"Hank's Bad Hair Day"
April 9, 2000
After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head, but at a Government price, prompting Hank to declare war.
"Meet the Propaniacs"
April 16, 2000
Bobby's impromptu comedy at a propane sale prompts Strickland to send him on the road to entertain at other outlets, leading to a big trade show in front of the Texas propane president.
"Nancy's Boss"
April 30, 2000
After joining the Hills for a free romantic dinner, the Gribbles sleep together, and guilt grabs Nancy for cheating on her lover, John Redcorn.
"Flush With Power"
May 7, 2000
Water restrictions prompt Hank to join the zoning board, while Bobby blackmails Kahn for bribing a water-meter reader.
"Peggy's Magic"
May 14, 2000
Peggy's embarrassment about her big feet ends when she meets a fetishist (Sydney Pollack) who directs her in a video Hank thinks is dirty, but Peggy approves of — wholefootedly.
"Peggy's Fan Fair"
May 21, 2000
At Nashville's Fan Fair, Peggy accuses Randy Travis of stealing her song, while Brooks & Dunn counsel Bobby about Connie. Vince Gill guest stars as Asst. Pastor Rayburn. Other cameos include Clint Black, Lisa Hartman Black, Wynonna, Martina McBride, Charlie Daniels.
"Perils of Polling"
October 1, 2000
Bobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.
