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Homer Simpson Quotes

'The Simpsons'


Homer Simpson is known the world over because he's funny and not very smart, the perfect combination for hilarious quotes. He comments on his family, life's hardships and the media. Find a funny Homer Simpson quote in this list.

"Stark Raving Dad" (Season 3)

Homer Simpson
Twentieth Century Fox

"Pancakes... football... boobies... pork rinds... waffles..." (Homer is talking in his sleep.)
Season 3 Episode Guide

"When Flanders Failed" (Season 3)

Homer: "What's the opposite of that shameful joy thing of yours?"
Lisa: "Sour grapes."
Homer: "Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!"
Season 3 Episode Guide

"Flaming Moe's" (Season 3)

"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
Season 3 Episode Guide

"Whacking Day" (Season 4)

"Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that? When daddy hit the referee?"
Season 4 Episode Guide

"Marge vs. the Monorail" (Season 4)

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
Season 4 Episode Guide

"Homer and Apu" (Season 5)

"Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead!"
Season 5 Episode Guide

"The Last Temptation of Homer" (Season 5)

"I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot."
Season 5 Episode Guide

"$pringfield" (Season 5)

"And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house 'cause he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well you have a gambling problem!"
Season 5 Episode Guide

"Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood" (Season 5)

"Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" [Talking to himself about Bart's raft trip.]
Season 5 Episode Guide

"Homie the Clown" (Season 6)

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
Season 6 Episode Guide

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