Dreams and Aspirations:
Homer Simpson has had many life-long dreams. Some of them include being Monorail conductor, running out on a baseball field during a game, managing a beautiful country singer, eating the world's biggest hoagie, being a blackjack dealer, appearing on The Gong Show, owning the Dallas Cowboys, living in the woods and bowling a perfect game.
Full Name:
Homer Jay Simpson
Awards:
Homer Simpson won several awards, including the 1st Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Acheivement In The Field Of Excellence, Grammy for "outstanding soul, spoken word or barbershop album of the year" with the B-Sharps for "Baby on Board" and a medal for "making what could have been a Chernobyl into Three Mile Island."
Height:
6 feet
Weight:
Depends on the episode. Homer has weighed between 239 pounds and 300 pounds.
Age/Birthdate:
Again depends on the episode. Could be 17-23-56, 05-12-56 or 05-10-55.
Social Security Number:
568-47-0008
Blood Type:
B positive
Earmuff Size:
XL
Homer Simpson Quotes:
Homer is also full of nuggets of wisdom. Following are some of my favorite words of advice he has given.
- "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
- "If something's hard to do then it's not worth doing."
- "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
- "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
- "To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
- "Homer no function beer well without."
- "Lord help me, I'm just not that bright."
- "Dear God, give a bald guy a break."
- "As God as my witness, I'll always be hungry again!"
- Even more quotes by Homer Simpson.
