Homer Simpson's "Sacrilegious" Burger

Ingredients:

• 24 oz. ground beef, cheap meat
• 1 tsp. Invisible cola
• 1 can Duff beer
• 8 slices of American cheese
• 1 jar of pickles
• 1 6-pack of Duff beer (OOPS! Chugs beer again.)
• Woo hoo! Hooters!
• Lotsa salt, some pepper
• 1 large onion, sliced
• 6 - 8 tbsp. of rich, creamy butter
• 8 strips of bacon
• 1 tsp. liquid smoke
• 2 corn on the cobs, grilled in foil

Preparation:

1. Place wood chips in bowl.
2. Pop tabs of each beer can, and make 2 additional holes in each top, using a church-key opener.
3. Pour half the beer from each can over the chips.
4. Add additional beer or water to cover the chips, soak them for 1 hour and drain.
5. Set up grill for indirect grilling.
6. Sizzle the ground beef, bacon on the grill.
7. Place the beef on a bun, the top with bacon, cheese, pickles, soak in butter.