Ingredients:
- 2 lbs. beef
- 8 hamburger buns
- Ketchup
- Cheese
- Pickles
- Onions
Preparation:
Two pounds of ground up store-bought beef or road-killed cow, "The one I hit on the way home from the Nuclear Power Plant last week will do.""Let's see now, 8 hamburger buns from the store, wait a minute, Marge what did you do with the buns Bart didn't eat from his summer camp lunches."
"In the freezer Homer!" Great now I got to thaw 'em out.
"Ketchup, let me see, Lisa go get me the ketchup packages out from under the seat in my car."
"Got to have cheese and onions. Pickles, too. Need the cheese and onions from the store and I am out of pickles, AARRGGHH."
Wait a minute what is this fuzzy little green thing in the fridge. It looks like, a moldy cucumber, that'll work. :-)
"Wait a minute I don't have a Weber Grill to cook them on my old one wore out. Absolutely have to buy a new one."
Off to the store. Bought my new Weber Grill from the Hardware Store.
"Let's Fire up that Grill!"
BOOM. Boom. Boom!
"Too much gasoline..."
Note: Do not use 1 gallon of gas to light the grill.
Slap the burgers on the grill.
Instantly cooked.
Buns, ketchup, cheese, onions.
"I am going to call this Homer's Homeless Burgers."
Just burnt down my house... (sigh)
Maybe I will win a new grill for the new house I have to build.
