November 5, 2000
Bender is infected with a virus that turns him into a murderous car each evening at midnight.
"War is the H-Word"
November 26, 2000
Seeking servicemen's discounts, Bender and Fry join the Earth Army, only to find themselves in a war, and being led by Zapp Brannigan, who has eyes for a soldier who's really Leela in disguise.
"The Cryonic Woman"
December 3, 2000
After a prank gets Fry, Leela and Bender fired, Fry lucks into a job that reunites him with his previously frozen 20th-century girlfriend, who suggests they go somewhere quieter, like the year 4000.
"A Tale of Two Santas"
December 17, 2000
After the crew disables the evil Santa robot (John Goodman,) Bender takes his place to deliver toys — but everyone thinks he's still evil.
"Amazon Women in the Mood"
January 14, 2001
Zapp Brannigan gets Leela to join Amy and Kif Kroker on a double date, which ends with all stranded on a planet of Amazonian women. Bea Arthur is the voice of Femputer.
"Parasites Lost"
January 21, 2001
A miniaturized version of the crew takes a fantastic voyage inside Fry to cure him of worms — which are actually improving him.
"Bendless Love"
February 11, 2001
Bender's best talent — bending things — lands him a scab job where a knockout fembot (Jan Hooks) comes between him and an old friend.
"The Day the Earth Stood Stupid"
February 18, 2001
Curiously immune, Fry is Earth's only hope against a species called Brain Spawn that is making the populace stupid.
"That's Lobstertainment!"
February 25, 2001
In Hollywood, Bender lies to get a robot TV actor to finance a comeback film for Dr. Zoidberg's uncle, legendary star Harold Zoid (Hank Azaria.)
"Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
March 4, 2001
Leela joins those protesting an oil supertanker being towed to a refinery by the Planet Express ship, now captained — poorly — by Bender.
"Luck of the Fryrish:"
March 11, 2001
Bad luck sends Fry underground to search for his boyhood good-luck charm, stirring memories of rivalry with his older brother, Yancy.
"The Cyber House Rules"
April 1, 2001
At her orphanage's reunion, Leela's former taunter is now a doctor, who gives her a cosmetic second eye. And, Bender adopts 12 kids, for the Government stipend, of course.
"Insane in the Mainframe"
April 8, 2001
Fry serves with Bender at an asylum for robots after both plead insanity to avoid conviction for a bank robbery they didn't commit.
"Bendin' in the Wind"
April 22, 2001
Beck (as himself) invites an injured Bender to go on tour with him, while the gang follows in an old VW bus salvaged by Fry.
"Time Keeps on Slipping"
May 6, 2001
The Professor's creation of a basketball team of atomic mutants causes time to skip forward at random, and one result is a staff marriage.
"I Dated a Robot"
May 13, 2001
In the season finale, Fry's friends try to break up his new romance with a robot modeled after Lucy Liu (as herself,) whose image is being illegally copied onto blank robots.
