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Moe replies, "Um, I think he should have to take a different oath."
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After Homer joins The Stonecutters, he becomes admired and popular. But when he uses the sacred parchment as a table napkin he is stripped of his membership. Then, when Number One is kicking out the now naked Homer, Number One notices a unique birthmark on Homer's back. The birthmark identifies Homer as The Stonecutters' true leader! The members celebrate that The Chosen One, Homer, has arrived.
Homer is very excited, at first, with his new status. But he quickly becomes bored with how the other members fulfill his every wish. Homer consults Lisa, who suggests he use his power to better the community. The Stonecutters reject Homer and his new idea, and they form a new society called the Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers.

