"The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000"
Original Air Date: 4-5-2000
Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy when he learns there's money to be made from harvesting the teeth of underprivileged kids. However, the leader of a dentists' organization sets out to stop him.
"Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"
Original Air Date: 4-12-2000
Cartman is sentenced to juvenile hall and his friends plan to get him out. Meanwhile, he begins to adjust to life on the inside.
"Timmy 2000"
Original Air Date: 4-19-2000
Mr. Mackey excuses Timmy from homework when he mistakenly thinks the boy is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder; then Cartman and his friends try to develop the same affliction.
"Quintuplets 2000"
Original Air Date: 4-26-2000
The South Park media showers attention on a family with quintuplets that moves into the area, and Cartman befriends one of the new residents. Meanwhile, Kenny's mom tries to cash in on the excitement by planning a multiple birth of her own.
"Cartman Joins NAMBLA"
Original Air Date: 6-21-2000
Cartman seeks online companionship from older users after deciding that Stan, Kenny and Kyle aren't mature enough.
"Cherokee Hair Tampons"
Original Air Date: 6-28-2000
Kyle suffers from a rare kidney disease and Cartman may be the only one who can save him, but at a high price.
"Chef Goes Nanners"
Original Air Date: 7-5-2000
Chef protests against the South Park flag and ignites a town debate that even divides the kids. Meanwhile, Wendy becomes attracted to Cartman.
"Something You Can Do with Your Finger"
Original Air Date: 7-12-2000
Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman form their own band and hold tryouts for a fifth member.
"Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"
Original Air Date: 7-19-2000
The boys, scared by Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation, scramble to take part in Holy Communion and their first Confession in order to "save" themselves.
"Probably"
Original Air Date: 7-26-2000
A follow up to the previous episode, Cartman continues his mission to build a new church in South Park.
"The Fourth Grade Years"
Original Air Date: 11-8-2000
The fearful boys speculate on the identity of their teacher as they begin the fourth grade, leading them to build a time machine to take them back to the safety of third grade.
"Trapper Keeper"
Original Air Date: 11-15-2000
Mr. Garrison orders a recount when the race for kindergarten president is too close to call. Meanwhile, a life form from the future appears in the school yard at South Park Elementary.
"Turkey Day"
Original Air Date: 11-22-2000
The boys go to great lengths to ensure the success of their Thanksgiving play.
"Pip"
Original Air Date: 11-29-2000
The boys' British classmate, Pip, stars in this spoof of Dickens' classic Great Expectations, set in London.
"Fat Camp"
Original Air Date: 12-6-2000
Cartman is sent to a camp for obese youngsters by concerned family and friends. Meanwhile, Kenny has his own hit TV show, Krazy Kenny. Also, Chef talks to the boys about prostitution.
"The Wacky Molestation Adventure"
Original Air Date: 12-13-2000
Cartman becomes South Park's mayor when the kids take over the town.
"A Very Crappy Christmas"
Original Air Date: 12-20-2000
The boys make a video Christmas card when Mr. Hankey's visit is delayed.
