March 12, 2008
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
"Britney's New Look"
March 19, 2008
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
March 26, 2008
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
"Canada on Strike"
April 2, 2008
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
"Eek, a Penis!"
April 9, 2008
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
April 16, 2008
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.
"Super Fun Time"
Aril 23, 2008
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
"The China Problem"
October 8, 2008
Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland after watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic Games. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
"Breast Cancer Show Ever
October 15, 2008
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.
October 22, 2008
The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.
"Pandemic 2 - The Startling"
October 29, 2008
the boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. The boys now have the power to rescue their town and the rest of the world from the onslaught, but the head of Homeland Security stands firmly in their way. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family.
"About Last Night"
November 5, 2008
While the country celebrates, the President-elect catches everyone off-guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. From the Oval Office, the new Commander-In-Chief assembles his team and prepares for the job ahead.
"Elementary School Musical"
November 12, 2008
Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn't get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to the peer pressure.
November 19, 2008
Butters is sure he's seen a vampire at school, but he can't get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.