March 22, 2006
The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about Chef seems different. When Chef's strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him. But since Isaac Hayes had already ended his contract, Chef died.
"Smug Alert!"
March 29, 2006
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame: just as everyone starts to feel really good about what they're doing to help save the earth, scientists discover a stormy, dark mass accumulating over the town. It's smug!
"Cartoon Wars Part I"
April 5, 2006
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves Family Guy and hates Cartman. The two boys embark upon a mad chase across the country and the fate of Family Guy lies with the first boy to reach Hollywood.
"Cartoon Wart Part II"
April 12, 2006
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of Family Guy determined to put an end to the show once and for all.
"A Million Little Fibers"
April 19, 2006
Towelie gets over his drug addition and writes a moving book about his experiences. Thanks to Oprah's support, the book becomes a best seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. However, when he's caught in a lie by the grand dame of daytime television, Towelie's old habits start to look might appealing.
"Manbearpig"
April 26, 2006
After the cave-in, all the exits are blocked off and Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are all alone. Only one person knows they're trapped under all the debris and he's not telling. While searching for a way out of the cave, Cartman discovers treasure. Cartman's only thought is how to get the treasure out without sharing it with the rest of the boys.
"Tsst"
May 3, 2006
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
"Make Love Not Warcraft"
October 4, 2006
The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft. In the meantime, their health suffers from just sitting and playing video games.
"Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"
October 11, 2006
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. No one in South Park is safe from the people who are the real brains behind the 9/11 conspiracy. When Kyle and Stan hit the road in search of the truth, they come face-to-face with the masterminds who pulled off the most elaborate, intricate and flawlessly executed operation in American history.
"Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"
October 18, 2006
Cartman is appointed to the post of School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary. In his new role, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
"Hell on Earth 2006"
October 25, 2006
Satan prepares to host the biggest Halloween costume party on earth a prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and the antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten his fun. This episode is a hilarious parody of the MTV show My Super Sweet 16.
"Go God Go"
November 1, 2006
South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the fourth graders. The most vocal protests are from Mr. Garrison, who has to teach it. Eric Cartman can't be bothered with what's going on in class. He's busy manipulating his own personal time-line to align with the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.
"Go God Go XII"
November 8, 2006
In the previous episode, Eric Cartman froze himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a Nintendo Wii pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future -- and now he's stuck there. The future is a tumultuous place with warring factions, angry sea otters and no Nintendo.
"Stanley's Cup"
November 15, 2006
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he's still living with the memory of how he let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it's like to be winners!
