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Top 10 Duff Beer Items

By Nancy Basile, About.com

Fans of The Simpsons are always looking for fun gifts or collectibles. Duff Beer merchandise is always the perfect choice. Here I've picked my favorite things displaying the proud Duff Beer label. I ranked the items based on the percentage of Duff content and actual usefulness.

1. Duff Beer Can Playing Cards

This collectible is very cool and very useful. The novelty Duff Beer can comes with a set of standard playing cards. Among many other characters, you'll see Krusty as the Joker, Homer as the Kings, Marge as the Queens and Bart as the Jack. Can measures 5 inches tall.

2. Duff Beer Talking Ice Bucket

Includes batteries and tongs. Stands 12 inches high. Quotes three different Homer Simpson phrases to you as you reach for a cold one.

3. "Oh Cruel Fate, How You Mock Me" Mini Statue

This hysterical mini statue of Homer crying, "Oh, cruel fate! How you mock me!" is one of a line of mini statues from Hamilton Action. Here, Homer is wailing because his Duff has run out. A note from Marge saying she ran out to get more just isn't comfort enough. This 3 3/4-inch hand-painted statue represents how any fan feels when his beverage of choice has run out.

4. Duff Coaster Set

"Are You Ready To Get Duffed" Simpsons tin with four coasters inside: "It's Duff Time," "You don't buy beer, you rent it," Are you ready to get Duffed?," and "Yeeeeeee Haw!"

5. Duff Beer Logo Red T-Shirt

What a great way to show your support of The Simpsons and Duff Beer! Wear this bright red, eye-catching t-shirt displaying the Duff logo.
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6. Homer Simpson Freezer Mug

For the more refined beer drinker, or possibly a drinker of Duffenbrau, here's a way to keep your suds cool. Be careful; it's not dishwasher-safe.

7. Homer Simpson Rotating Eye Clock

Homer's eyes never stop following the tempting bottle of Duff beer around the clock. Great for a rec room or bar area.
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8. Duff Beer Lounge Pants

Let that beer gut relax in these comfy pants emblazoned with the Duff Beer logo.
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9. Body by Duff Boxer Shorts

A big, ol' Duff logo on the boxers declares to the world (when they see your shorts) how your body was made. Homer is guzzling it from the tap in his usual style.
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10. Will Work For Duff Poster

A play on words shows Homer hoisting a frosty mug of his favorite drink to the heavens.

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