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By Nancy Basile, About.com

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Wooldoor-Sockbat

Drawn Together - Wooldoor-Sockbat

Drawn Together - Wooldoor-Sockbat

Drawn Together - Wooldoor-Sockbat
Wooldoor-Sockbat is a wacky cartoon modeled after SpongeBob SquarePants with a bit of Stimpy (of Ren and Stimpy) thrown in. Wooldoor-Sockbat can change into many different things, and hides objects in his behind, later pulling them out for comic effect. His abilities also include splitting in two, though his second half is cold and aloof, while he's desperate to be liked.

Most of the Sockbats were killed in a genocide by the Sweetcakes (a parody of Strawberry Shortcake) when they ate the Sockbats as a solution to an economic crisis.

When Wooldor reached puberty, he couldn't stop masturbating. Thus were born his Clum Babies, which have magical healing powers. Though Clara railed against masturbation, Wooldor's Clum Babies ended up saving her from consumption.

He's hyper, unpredictable and very insecure. If he weren't so annoying, he might be someone's friend. The closest he came to being someone's friend was when Captain Hero briefly chose him as a sidekick. He also helped Ling-Ling become "Americanized" so the little Asian monster could get a driver's license.

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