Spanky Ham is a high school drop-out who now has jobs popping up on porn web sites and telling users what to buy. Spanky has revealed he has a wife and son in the suburbs.
Spanky doesn't mind exploiting his co-stars, either. He showed Clara there's more to life than being a princess, having a brief relationship with her. He also used Xandir once by marrying him to get health insurance when he downloaded a virus.
Spanky enjoys urinating and defecating in public places, even in front of his housemates. His crudeness has no bounds.


