Captain Hero is thrilled to discover Greeks have moved in next door, but remains oblivious to the fact that it is a family of Greek immigrants and not a Greek fraternity. When the Greeks won't let Captain Hero rush their house, he sets his sights on revenge, including fraternity-style pranks like kidnapping their daughter. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling's sickly father moves into the Drawn Together house and falls in love with Toot. Like a typical gold digger, Toot marries the rich old man for his money.
"Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!"
Wooldoor's new children's show is finally hitting the air, but a terminator from the future shows up to kill Wooldoor. Meanwhile, Toot fantasizes about a Weiner Mobile.
"Spelling Applebee's"
Foxxy reluctantly participates in the house spelling bee despite a difficult spelling competition incident in her past, but Spanky convinces her to enter to win the gift certificate to Applebee's. Meanwhile, Captain Hero gets caught up in Clara's car-crash fetish.
"Unrestrainable Trainable"
Captain Hero learns a giant attacking the city is his inbred son and Hero's sister, Captain She-Ro, is the mother. Meanwhile, Clara gets Munchausen syndrome by proxy and earns accolades by alternately taking care of Wooldoor, and keeping him sick with drain cleaner and sledgehammers.
"N.R.A.y RAY"
After the house is robbed, Captain Hero decides to get a gun for protection and ends up hunting with assault weapons. In the meantime, Foxxy hides her thieving grandson Ray Ray in the walls of the Drawn Together house to hide him from the police.
"Captain Hero and the Cool Kids"
Captain Hero is desperate to hang out with the Cool Kids, like Spanky, Clara and Foxxy while Foxxy is desperate to save the world from a meteor. In the meantime, Ling-Ling takes up cockfighting in order to bribe the Mexican police.
"Lost in Parking Space, Part One"
Clara annoys her housemates by preaching about the upcoming rapture. When her housemates head off to the mall, Clara mistakenly thinks they've been taken off to heaven. In the meantime, the other housemates get themselves trapped in a compact parking space in Foxxy's van in the mall with little or no means of escape.
"Lost in Parking Space, Part Two"
Spanky Ham, Captain Hero, Ling Ling and Wooldoor Sockbat, (still trapped in Foxxy's van) fight to stay alive. Foxxy discovers the real reason for Hot Topic's retail success and Princess Clara embraces the dark side. Meanwhile, Xandir befriends two homeless men and learns an important lesson about leadership.
"Charlotte's Web of Lies"
Rebecca Romijn plays a spider who has a one night stand with Spanky Ham, and relationship quickly turns into a fatal attraction. Meanwhile, Captain Hero comes face to face with his arch nemesis, and forges an unlikely bond, but can he really ever trust him. or himself. We also learn the origin of Ling Ling's violent tendencies - he never truly wanted to be a fighter, oh no, all he wanted to do was dance.
"Breakfast Food Killer"
Wooldoor becomes the cereal mascot of Quackers cereal after the original mascot is mysteriously murdered. Wooldoor parties it up Hollywood-style with his new cereal friends, and soon finds himself addicted to Crunchberries. Toot discovers that the cereal industry is evil and tries to bring down those cereal jackasses before they lose Wooldoor forever.
"Drawn Together Babies"
We finally meet the Drawn Together Babies - our eight housemates living together as little tots. When Mommy and Daddy leave them with a mean babysitter, the babies plot against her and then accidentally kill her. The babies learn lessons about life and love as they work together to get themselves out of the mess they've made.
"Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care"
When Ling-Ling ODs on his 21st birthday, the housemates learn the little battle monster is actually only 3 years old. Child Services puts Ling-Ling in foster care, where he ends up in the house of Uncle Ben. Foxxy decides to save Ling-Ling from foster care and ends up discovering who her father is. Hero is jealous of Xandir's nipple ring and decides to get one himself. After he gets hit by lighting, Hero realizes he can use his nipple ring to communicate with himself from the past.
"Toot Goes Bollywood"
Foxxy vows to give up sex and Toot vows to get some. Wooldoor hypnotizes Foxxy to try to discover why she is such a whore which causes her to recall a memory. The Gang refuses to admit it, and at the highly public court trial, Foxxy, the victim, is put on trial. After her release from jail, Foxxy goes on a Kill Bill-style killing spree and massacres the Gang. In the meantime, the housemates tease Toot until Xandir finally offers to help Toot change her look. She gets herself a muu-muu and is very happy, until she is hit by a car full of Indians that is.
"American Idol Parody Clip Show"
In the season finale, our housemates find themselves in an American Idol type competition as they look back at the highlights from the season. As the housemates compete to stay in the house, they are forced to sing some show favorites with some new twists. You don't want to miss who is the last one standing.
