The first season cliffhanger is resolved when the cast crash lands on an island. Everyone makes it back to the house, except Toot. The other housemates immediately begin interviewing replacements, including Scorpion from "Mortal Kombat," and Strawberry Sweetcake.
"Foxxy Vs. the Board of Education"
Spanky gets downloaded with a virus (since he comes from the Internet) and must "gay marry" Xandir to get health insurance to save his life. Meanwhile, Foxxy is busted for not having a "Mystery Solving License" and convinces Ling-Ling to take the racially biased standardized test for her so she can go back to college.
"Little Orphan Hero"
Captain Hero suffers depression because of the death of his parents. Through therapy, he learns to cope, then discovers they're still alive! The rest of the cast starts a suicide hotline business, but find out they need to work together.
"Captain Hero's Marriage Pact"
Captain Hero's ex-girlfriend UFG (Unusually Flexible Girl) pays a visit to remind him they made a pact to marry at 30 if they're still single. Meanwhile, Foxxy tries to get the Foxxy 5 band back together so they can all reclaim their fame.
"Clum Babies"
Wooldoor finally reaches puberty and can't stop, um, discovering himself. This leads to the "birth" of his magical Clum Babies, which have healing powers. Clara views it as an act against God and vows to stop him. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling's bachelorhood is threatened when his mother and father send an arranged battlemate to the house.
"Ghostesses in the Slot Machine"
When the housemates start to notice strange "Poltergeist-esque" occurrences, Foxxy discovers that the house is haunted by the souls of 1,000 dead Indians. The gang decides to give a piece of their property to the Indians as a gesture of peace, and the Indians build a big Vegas-style casino. Meanwhile, there's some mega-creepy stripping for Clara's father by Clara, Foxxy and Xandir.
"Super Nanny"
Upon seeing the reality TV show "Super Nanny", Captain Hero purposefully acts out so he can summon Super Nanny and challenge her once and for all. Meanwhile, Ling Ling tries to get his driver's license. When he fails miserably, Wooldoor helps him become more "Americanized" so he can pass.
"Terms of Endearment"
Captain Hero enjoys spying on his roommates in the bathroom using his X-ray vision. Unfortunately, the radiation from his X-ray vision is so powerful, it makes Foxxy very ill, turning her into a sideshow cariacature. Distraught and guilt ridden, he attempts to give up his super powers, but ends up in a wheelchair without them.
"Captain Girl"
Captain Hero's sidekick, Captain Girl, is killed by the evil Mad-Libber and replaces her with Wooldoor. Toot learns the hardships of being a mother to a Nicaraguan baby.
"Xandir and Tim, Sitting in a Tree"
Captain Hero's alter-ego, the mild-mannered reporter Tim Tommerson, comes to visit and spends a lot of gay time with Xandir. And the housemates learn that Drawn Together has received an "F" from Entertainment Weekly and seek revenge.
"A Tale of Two Cows"
Toot uses a video game cheat book to get Xandir to accompany her to her fat camp reunion. Wooldoor brings home a live-action cow from the live-action forest.
"Alzheimer's That Ends Well"
Clara gets an extreme make-over of her own when she gets an operation to remove her "Octopussoir" and give her a normal vagina again. The housemates, believing Toot to be old and suffering from Alzheimers, check her into an old folks home.
"The Lemon-AIDS Walk"
Captain Hero is determined to win the AIDS walk, no matter how many steroids he must take to be the best walker around. Wooldoor gets in trouble at the mall for stealing some candy.
"A Very Special Drawn Together Afterschool Special"
Xandir looks to his housemates for help in telling his parents he is gay. They do a little role-playing and, as usual, things get out of hand.
"The Drawn Together Clip Show"
Clip show of the first two seasons.
