The roommates move in and we meet, Princess Clara, Foxxy Love, Captain Hero, Xandir, Spanky Ham, Toot Braunstein, Ling-Ling and Wooldoor Sockbat. Clara mistakes Foxxy for a servant, but they make up with a kiss in the hot tub.
"Clara's Dirty Little Secret"
Clara reveals she has a very serious, personal problem thanks to her wicked stepmother's curse. When Clara fears she'll never find true love, the roommates set off to find her Prince Charming a la "The Bachelor."
"Gay Bash"
With the help of his roommates, Xandir accepts his homosexuality. But his girlfriend doesn't, and dumps him pronto, leading Xandir to try to get back in the closet. Meanwhile, Spanky hires Ling-Ling as sweatshop labor.
"A Requiem for a Reality Show"
The producers initiate some challenges, which leaves some of the cast starving for food. Toot, however, binges and seeks Xandir's help in overcoming her eating disorder.
"The Other Cousin"
Much to her chagrin, Clara's cousin, Bleh, comes to visit the roommates. Meanwhile, Xandir, Toot and Wooldoor take to licking poor Ling-Ling for the high his fur gives them.
"Dirty Pranky Number 2"
Spanky helps Clara realize there's more to life than just being a princess, but it unfortunately involves an activity her father forbids. Meanwhile Captain Hero and Xandir attempt to bond.
"The One with a Big Twist
Billionaire Bucky Bucks visits the housemates, who air their grievances, claiming that they wanted a prize for winning something on the show.
