Fight #1
Waylon Smithers: Currently employed at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Collects Malibu Stacy dolls.
Chief Wiggum: Chief of Police Springfield. An expert on rat's milk and hippies. Father to Ralph Wiggum, and husband to Sarah Wiggum.
Winner: Wiggum 61%
Fight #2
Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel: Father to many, many children. Husband to Brandine. Skilled with a shotgun.
Groundskeeper Willie: A strong, muscular immigrant. Has been known to wrestle wolves and wear a kilt.
Winner: Willie 91%
Fight #3
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Owner of the Kwik-E-Mart. Skilled with a rifle or shotgun.
Moe Szyslak: Owner and bartender of Moe's Tavern. Previous experience as a boxer, as well as a boxing manager.
Winner: Moe 56%
Fight #4
Principal Skinner: Sergeant, First Class, and former Green Beret in Vietnam. Experience as a local vigilante.
Superintendent Chalmers: Principal Skinner's superior. Not much is known about this man, but he is surly.
Winner: Skinner 51%
Fight #5
Barney Gumble: Friend to Homer. Local recovered alocholic. Recently won top honors at local film festival with his film entitled Pukahontas. Expert belcher.
Homer Simpson: Previous boxing experience. Also has experience as a vigilante. Recently climbed to the top of the Murderhorn. Not a sharp-shooter.
Winner: Homer 84%
Fight #6
Kent Brockman: Local anchorman, lottery winner and Emmy award-winner.
Ned Flanders: Neighbor to Homer Simpson. Owner of the Leftorium. Very physically fit, as proven in the local production of "A Streetcar Named Desire."
Winner: Kent Brockman 57%
Fight #7
Sideshow Bob: Local criminal mastermind. Has attempted to kill Bart Simpson, as well as Selma Bouvier.
Krusty the Clown: Entertainer, heavy smoker and heavy drinker. Has staged a successful comeback and career as a cynical comedian.
Winner: Sideshow Bob 52%
Fight #8
Snake: Continual jailbird and crook. Has robbed the Kwik-E-Mart and other local establishments. Can be recognized by the snake tattoo on his right arm.
Otto: Drives school bus for Springfield Elementary. Friend to Snake. Lived briefly with the Simpson family.
Winner: Snake 51%
