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The Last Temptation of Homer
"The Last Temptation of Homer" originally aired on December 9, 1993, during the fifth season. Following is a breakdown of the episode, including a synopsis, favorite quotes, and guest stars.
All work and no play makes Bart a
dull boy. All work and no play makes
Bart a dull boy. All work and no play
makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no
play makes Bart a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Bart
a dull boy. All work and
no play makes Bart
a dull
boy.
All work and no play makes
Bart a dull boy. All
Michelle Pfeiffer, Werner Klemperer, Phil Hartman, Marcia Wallace
Bart makes a trip to the doctor's office finds out he needs new glasses, salve for his scalp, and orthopedic shoes. He leaves looking like a nerd. At the plant, Mr. Burns hires a female employee named Mindy Simmons. Homer is immediately infatuated with her, as she is exactly like him, only beautiful.
Homer calls a marriage hotline, but Ned Flanders is the one who answers. In his attempt to get away, Homer knocks the phone booth to the ground and loses consciousness. His guardian angel appears in the form of Colonel Klink. Colonel Klink shows Homer what his life would have been like married to Mindy instead of Marge. After showing Homer his mansion and Marge in the White House, Colonel Klink announces, "This dream is over."
Later, Mr. Burns assigns Homer and Mindy as representatives of the power plant at the National Energy Convention in Capital City. Back at school, Bart sheds his glasses salve and shoes after two weeks. He announces to the bullies that he is not a nerd, but gets beat up anyway.
Homer enjoys his time with Mindy, even though he tries not to. The order room service, insult passersby, and eat a romantic dinner for two at Madame Chao's. After dinner, they return to Homer's room. Instead of giving in to temptation, Homer invites Marge to spend the night with him at the hotel. They enjoy a tender evening with turkey.
Mindy: What's wrong?
Homer: [crying] We're going to have sex.
Mindy: Oh, well, we don't have to.
Homer: Yes we do. The cookie told me so.
Mindy: Well, desserts aren't always right.
Homer: But they're so sweet.
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| Homer: [thinking of Barney to distract him from Mindy] "Eww." Barney: [sings I Dream of Genie then belches] |
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| Homer: [to the tune of Mandy] "Oh, Mindy. You came and you gave without flaking but I sent you Bengay." | |
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| Homer: [reading the prepared speech for Mindy on his hand which is now smeared] "Murphy, use... you are a elf... uncontrollably... I think... a we nom yo ho renge kyo." | |
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| Bellhop: [wolf-whistles, makes a cat noise, imitates a bed squeaking, purrs, pants, barks, howls, twiddles his lips] "Hubba hubba!" | |
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| Marge: [giggles] Homer: [to the tune of Mandy] "Oh, Margie. You came and you found me a turkey on my vacation away from work-y." |
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