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Mayored to the Mob
"Mayored to the Mob" originally aired on December 20, 1998, during the tenth season. Following is a breakdown of the episode, including a synopsis, favorite quotes, and guest stars.
"The President did it" is not an excuse
"The President did it" is not an excuse
Mark Hamill, Joe Mantegna, Dick Tufeld, Marcia Wallace
When the family goes to Springfield's bimonthly science fiction convention (Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con) Homer saves Mayor Quimby and Mark Hamill from a rioting mob. Mayor Quimby is impressed, and he makes Homer his bodyguard.
As Homer accompanies Mayor Quimby throughout Springfield, he ignores the scads of bribes Quimby receives. But at a meeting in which Quimby grants Fat Tony the contract for Springfield Elementary's milk concession, Homer is shocked to discover they will sell rat's milk to the children. Homer confronts Quimby. During the scuffle, he accidentally knocks Quimby out the window. While Quimby hangs onto the ledge, he promises Homer he will expose Fat Tony if Homer will save him.
After Quimby exposes Fat Tony, the mobster swears revenge. Homer vows to protect Quimby at all costs. At a production of Guys and Dolls, starring Mark Hamill, Fat Tony has his henchman, Louie, try to kill the mayor. Louie calls attention to himself during a scuffle with Mark Hamill. When Louie tries to stab Mayor Quimby, Homer catches him just in time. A fight ensues. With Hamill's help, Homer wins. But when Homer turns to Mayor Quimby, he sees Fat Tony beating him with a baseball bat. Instead, he escorts Mark Hamill out of the building.
Mayor Quimby says, "Oh god, can't this town go one day without a riot?"
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| Announcer: "Remember, it's Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con. Be there, and be square." Homer: "Eh, beats work." Bart: "Eh, beats school." |
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| Homer: "Neeerrrrrrds!" | |
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| Bart: "Hey, wait! I saw that Lost in Space movie. You are not Dr. Smith." Dr. Smith: "Oh, the pain! The pain! The pain of it all!" |
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| Dr. Smith: "If you'd care to meet me later in the food court." Robbie: "Danger! Danger Bart Simpson!" |
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| Comic Book Guy: "Don't try to change me, baby." | |
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| Professor Frink: "The role is mine! With the acting, and the groupies, and the 'Luke! Luke! Save me!', with the light saber, and vwing vwing vwingggggg." | |
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| Homer: "Woo hoo!" Marge: "Homer, I don't think you were listening to what he just--" Homer: "I said 'Woohoo.'" Marge: [Groans] |
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| Homer: "Hold it! What's your clearance?" Bart: "We just wanna get a snack." Homer: "Access denied!" Bart: "But Daaaaa..." [Homer applies the sleeper hold to Bart and Lisa.] |
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| Marge: "And another thing, I asked you to take out the garbage three days ago. And you still haven't..." [Homer applies the sleeper hold.] | |
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| Homer: [Discovering the milking rats.] "Crap on a crutch!" | |
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| Mayor Quimby: "Not this time, Fat Tony! The Mayor's office is not for sale!" [The press laughs.] | |
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| Mayor Quimby: "Ah, au gratin potatoes. That's a quality side." | |
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| Mark Hamill: [singing] "Luke be a Jedi toniiiiight! Just be a Jedi toniiiiight!" | |
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| Homer: "Oh, Fat Tony." Fat Tony: "What? What did I do?" |
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