"How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying"
September 21, 1997
Bobby's natural talent with a rifle gains him entry in a father-and-son shooting contest, where Hank's secret lack of ability could become public.
"Texas City Twister"
September 28, 1997
While Peggy and Luanne refurbish a trailer for Luanne to move into, a tornado hits — and the trailer is in its path.
"Arrowhead"
October 19, 1997
A professor sticks it to the Hills after Hank unearths an arrowhead, leading to an unwanted excavation on Hank's lawn.
"Hilloween"
October 26, 1997
A religious zealot (voice of Sally Field) casts a pall over Halloween when her fervor convinces Luanne and Bobby the holiday is evil.
"Jumpin' Crack Bass"
November 2, 1997
When Hank discovers that his amazingly successful bait is cocaine, he tries to worm his way out of a jail sentence. Political advisor James Carville has a voice cameo.
"Husky Bobby"
November 9, 1997
A talent agent uses Bobby's size to his advantage when he helps the boy become a husky model, but Hank has reservations about his son becoming a big star.
"The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg"
November 16, 1997
Punks (voiced by members of Green Day) best Hank and his friends on the paintball field, so the men plot revenge against them.
"The Son that Got Away"
November 23, 1997
Bobby and Connie eschew their punishment and join Joseph to explore a cave — known to Hank and Kahn as a make-out site. John Ritter has a voice cameo.
"The Company Man"
December 7, 1997
Hank tries to land a propane account but finds he must play the part of a stereotypical cowboy to impress the client.
"Bobby Slam"
December 14, 1997
Peggy substitutes for the girl's phys-ed teacher, but her budget is so tight, she advises Connie to try out for the wrestling team — which Bobby is on.
"The Unbearable Blindness of Laying"
December 21, 1997
Hank's mom (voice of Tammy Wynette) and her boyfriend pay a holiday visit, and Hank goes blind after seeing them in a clinch.
"Meet the Manger Babies"
January 11, 1998
Hank helps Luanne with her puppet show until she's invited on television opposite the Super Bowl.
"Snow Job"
February 1, 1998
A snowfall hits, leaving Strickland ill, an incompetent running the propane business and Hank caring for the boss's dogs.
"I Remember Mono"
February 8, 1998
Peggy discovers that Hank missed a date from their past because of mono, not the football injury he claimed.
"Three Days of Khando"
February 15, 1998
A visit to Mexico results in disaster after legal troubles and an unpaid condo bill force Hank and Kahn to sneak back into Texas with Dale to get the money to free their families.
"Traffic Jam"
February 22, 1998
A fender bender lands Hank and Kahn in driving school, where their supervisor is a wiseacre comedian (Chris Rock).
"Hank's Dirty Laundry"
March 1, 1998
Hank's credit rating plummets over an unpaid video-store bill for a movie Hank insists he never rented.
"The Final Shinsult"
March 15, 1998
A split with the wife drives Cotton to visit Hank, who fears for his father's sanity after Cotton steals Santa Anna's leg from a museum.
"Leanne's Saga"
April 19, 1998
Chaos reigns in the Hill household when Luanne's mom moves in with the family after her release from jail and returns to her wild ways.
"Junkie Business"
April 26, 1998
Hank is left holding the bag when a new employee turns out to be a drug addict who claims disability.
"Life in the Fast Lane: Bobby's Saga"
May 3, 1998
Determined that his son learn the value of a dollar, Hank gets Bobby a job selling concessions at a raceway, unaware that the boss runs the stand like a sweatshop.
"Peggy"
May 10, 1998
Peggy quits her job to stay home with Bobby, but she finds her free time tedious, so she takes up guitar. Tammy Wynette has a voice cameo.
"Propane Boom, Part 1"
May 17, 1998
When the propane outlet closes, Hank takes a job at the Mega Lo Mart, where he plots to disrupt a publicity stunt. Chuck Mangione has a voice cameo.
