THE SIMPSONS FANS NEWS - HANK AZARIA HOME ALONE
August 7, 2000

~ HANK AZARIA HOME ALONE
~ SPRINGFIELD FIGHTS CHAMPION
~ TALKING BART ACTION FIGURE

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HANK AZARIA HOME ALONE
After only one year as man and wife, Hank Azaria and Helen Hunt have
separated.  Will they divorce?  Why did they split?  Find out more at
http://simpsons.about.com/library/weekly/aa080600a.htm

SPRINGFIELD FIGHTS CHAMPION
Ding ding!  All the votes are in.  Which man in Springfield came out on top?
Get the final score at
http://simpsons.about.com/library/weekly/aa080700a.htm

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TALKING BART ACTION FIGURE
Think you know your "Simpsons" trivia?  If you do, you could win the talking
Bart action figure. Read the August trivia chat schedule at
http://simpsons.about.com/library/extra/blchatscor.htm

CELEBRITY MARRIAGES
"What do you think of celebrity marriages? Are their chances better if they
stick with celebrities? Or should they marry real-life folks?" --
AB_SIMPSONS
http://forums.about.com/ab-simpsons/messages?lgnF=y&msg=82.1

SIMPSONS GETS GROSS
"And, when I was kid with allergies my eyes would occasionally crust over as
I slept. (Sorry!) I had to blindly stumble to the bathroom and splash warm
water on them until they peeled open, and - ah, more than you wanted to
know." -- CJJJ1
http://forums.about.com/ab-simpsons/messages?lgnF=y&msg=62.6

CRAZY LIKE A FOX
"I watch FOX more than any other channel, and I will agree that all of its
shows are underated and everybody else is distracted with "Survivor" or
NBC's 'comedy'." -- DONUT876
http://forums.about.com/ab-simpsons/messages?lgnF=y&msg=80.14

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ARR, YE OL' TREASURE CHEST
Free stuff and discounts for About Members only at the Treasure Chest!
Members get free web pages, free email, and much more.
http://simpsons.about.com/gi/membership/join.htm

----------- WEEKLY TRIVIA AND POLLS ---------------

Whose kidneys explode in 'Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble'?
http://simpsons.about.com/library/trivia/bl080700.htm

How many eyes does Blinky, the fish, have?
http://simpsons.about.com/library/trivia/bl073100.htm

Should Helen Hunt and Hank Azaria stay together?
http://simpsons.about.com/library/polls/bl080600.htm

------------- SPRINGFIELD SHOPPER ---------------

WIN HOMER'S SMOKEY JOE GRILL
Send in your best Homer-style burger recipe for a chance to win the Weber
Tenth Anniversary, limited-edition tabletop grill they named after Homer.
It's yellow!
http://simpsons.about.com/library/weekly/aa061900a.htm

MORE FROM YOUR GUIDE
E-pals, postcards, spoilers, upcoming episodes, headlines, add
URL form, Quote of the Day, affiliate program, and more!
http://simpsons.about.com/mmore.htm

BOOKSTORE
http://simpsons.about.com/msubbook.htm

VIDEOSTORE
http://simpsons.about.com/msubvid.htm

----------- UPCOMING EPISODES -----------

AUGUST 13 AT 8:00 p.m. ET "Bart to the Future"
At an Indian Casino, Bart has a vision of his future, where he's in the
White House, mooching off President Lisa.  Meanwhile, Homer goes digging for
White House treasure.
http://simpsons.about.com/library/extra/blshowing.htm

----------- SHELBYVILLE WAY -------------

I CALL HER 'BAR'
Stay on top of the latest election news concerning George W. Bush and more.
http://voteoutloud.about.com

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Online games!  I swear!

----------- CLOSING CREDITS -------------

"All right, step away, foolish amateurs, just keep back, keep out of it!
The role is mine with the acting and the groupies and the 'Luke, Luke save
me' with the light saber and the Vwhing! Vwhing! Vwhing!"
-- Professor Frink in "Mayored to the Mob", in remembrance of Sir Alec
Guiness

Nancy Martin
Your Simpsons Guide
http://simpsons.about.com
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