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How To Eject Carnies From Your Home

By Nancy Basile, About.com

When you have carnies squatting in your house, it can be difficult to get them out.  Take a lesson from Homer and you'll be rid of those carnies in no time.
Difficulty: Average
Time Required: 10 Minutes

Here's How:

  1. Get the carnies' attention by yelling or banging on the door. 
  2. Make bet with them for your house using their own game. For instance, that you can toss a hula hoop over the chimney.
  3. Once the carnies are outside, make a show of trying to win the game.
  4. Quickly run inside and lock the door.
  5. Taunt the carnies, who are now out of your house.

Tips:

  1. Do not contact the local police.  Unless you bribed them, they will be bitter.

What You Need:

  • Hula hoop

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