HowTos Index

How To Send a Script to The Simpsons
Lots of fans like to write their own episodes of The Simpsons. Getting one on the air is quite difficult. If you’re dedicated, follow these steps for submitting your Simpsons script.

How To Find Springfield
A simple how to on finding Springfield, from your About Guide to The Simpsons.

How To Buy a Test at Springfield Elementary
A simple how to on buying a test from Springfield Elementary, from your About Guide to The Simpsons.

How To Eject Carnies From Your Home
A simple how to from Homer Simpson on ejecting carnies from your home, from your About Guide to The Simpsons.

How To Make a Flaming Moe
A simple how to on making a Flaming Moe, from your About Guide to The Simpsons.

How To Find a Fox Affiliate
A simple how to on finding a Fox television affiliate, from your About Guide to The Simpsons.

How To Raise a Lobster
A simple how to on raising a big, juicy lobster, from your About Guide to The Simpsons.

How To Tell Patty and Selma Apart
A simple how to on telling Patty and Selma apart, from your About Guide to The Simpsons.

How To Run a Successful Pretzel Franchise
A simple how to on establishing your own pretzel franchise, from your About Guide to The Simpsons.

How To Send a Letter to The Simpsons
A simple how to on sending a letter to The Simpsons, from your About Guide.

How To Tell if Smithers Is Gay
A simple how to on deciding if smithers is gay, from your about.com guide to the animatedtv

How To Start a Snow-Plowing Business
How to start a successful snow-plowing business by using Homer Simpson, Mr. Plow, as an example.