Take some tips from Homer Simpson. Learn how to raise your own big, juicy lobster.
Difficulty: Average
Time Required: Weeks
Here's How:
- Purchase the smallest lobster from your local grocery or local seafood store.
- Place the lobster in a fish tank full of water.
- Pour enough salt into the tank to keep the lobster alive. Fine tuning is required.
- Feed the lobster a steady diet of bacon, eggs, sausage links, and risotto.
- Weigh the lobster daily. If you are on the scale with the lobster, subtract your weight from the total. Refer to your driver's license for your weight.
- Place the lobster in an inflatable pool. It is now a free-range lobster.
- Occasionally take the lobster for a walk at the beach.
- When the lobster is large enough, give it a nice, hot bath.
- Eat the lobster. Try not to cry.
Tips:
- Be careful not to put too much salt in the fish tank.
- Lobster tastes extra delicious when dipped in melted butter.
What You Need:
- Fish tank
- Wading pool
- Salt
- Butter
