"Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
Original Air Date: 08-13-1997
Aliens wreak havoc in the Rockies, first by subjecting Cartman to an anal probe, and then by abducting Kyle's baby brother.
"Weight Gain 4000"
Original Air Date: 08-20-1997
Cartman tries to slim down when he learns a TV talk-show host is coming to town to give him an award, but he bulks up instead. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison hatches a plan to murder the visiting celeb.
"Volcano"
Original Air Date: 08-27-1997
A volcanic eruption interrupts the boys' camping trip.
"Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride"
Original Air Date: 09-03-1997
Guest Star - George Clooney as Sparky
When his pup explores his sexuality, Stan gets so upset that he inadvertently threatens to blow the school's homecoming-game victory.
"An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"
Original Air Date: 09-10-1997
After a botched genetic experiment, Stan's clone is let loose in the town.
"Death"
Original Air Date: 09-17-1997
The boys summon the Grim Reaper.
"Pinkeye"
Original Air Date: 10-29-1997
A pinkeye epidemic interrupts the boys' plans to win a Halloween-costume contest; and Kenny has a run-in with a Russian space station when it falls to Earth.
"Damien"
Original Air Date: 02-04-1998
Guest Star - Michael Buffer as Himself
As Cartman celebrates his birthday, Jesus Christ and Satan duke it out on a pay-per-view TV special. Meanwhile, Satan's son Damien tries to fit in with the crowd after making a violent first impression.
"Starvin' Marvin"
Original Air Date: 11-19-1997
After the boys contact an agency that helps starving children, Government authorities send Cartman to Ethiopia. Meanwhile, the town holds a drive for canned goods; and turkeys revolt against a genetic engineer.
"Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"
Original Air Date: 12-17-1997
Because he's Jewish, Kyle is denied involvement in the Nativity play and excluded from trips to see Santa. Meanwhile, South Park residents try to plan a politically correct celebration; and Mr. Hankey visits Kyle.
"Tom's Rhinoplasty"
Original Air Date: 02-11-1998
Guest Star - Mystery Guest as Ms. Ellen
Mr. Garrison takes a leave of absence to have a nose job and is replaced by Miss Ellen, a substitute who threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship.
"Mecha Striesand"
Original Air Date: 02-18-1998
Guest Star - Robert Smith as Himself
The future of the world is at stake after the boys unearth a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster.
"Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"
Original Air Date: 02-25-1998
Guest Star - Mystery Guest as Mr. Kitty
When Cartman begins to exhibit odd behavior, a counselor suggests that finding his father may solve his problems.
Season 2
"Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus"
Original Air Date: 04-01-1998
An episode featuring Terrance and Phillip, who must save Canada from Saddam Hussein.
"Cartman’s Mom is Still a Dirty Slut"
Original Air Date: 04-22-1998
Chef and the boys rush to the hospital to check on Mephesto, who's gunned down just as he's set to reveal the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople search for the gunman and battle a snowstorm.
"Chickenlover"
Original Air Date: 05-20-1998
Chaos ensues on the streets of South Park as the town is overcome by a crime wave that leaves scores of chickens assaulted. And Officer Barbrady's no help... because he's resigned.
"Ike’s Wee Wee"
Original Air Date: 05-27-1998
The boys try to circumvent a delicate surgical procedure set to be performed on Kyle's brother as part of a tradition begun by their Jewish ancestors. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey is cut from his job after he botches a lecture on drugs.
"Conjoined Fetus Lady"
Original Air Date: 06-03-1998
Kyle's terrified after an injury sustained during a dodgeball game sends him to the nurse — a conjoined twin with an unusual medical condition. Meanwhile, Pip leads the dodgeball team to the world championships in China.
"The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"
Original Air Date: 06-10-1998
Jimbo and Ned launch a TV hunting show, which goes head-to-head with "Jesus and Pals," the popular cable-access series.
"City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)"
Original Air Date: 06-17-1998
The boys put twists on events such as the attempted assassination of a talk-show host and a fight with Death as their bus hangs off a cliff. Meanwhile, Ms. Crabtree finds fame when she goes to look for help.
"Summer Sucks"
Original Air Date: 06-24-1998
Guest Star - Jonathan Katz as Himself
The mayor devises a plan to make the town's Fourth of July celebration memorable, despite a ban on fireworks; and Mr. Hat vanishes, causing Mr. Garrison to visit a therapist.
"Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls"
Original Air Date: 08-19-1998
Hollywood pooh-bahs in town for a film festival try to sign Mr. Hankey to a movie deal after their upscale cuisine disrupts the sewage system and nearly destroys him. Meanwhile, locals are up in arms over the movie-industry event.
