Celebrate the New Year today with a SpongeBob SquarePants marathon on Nickelodeon from 2:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. ET, with a brand new episode, "Squid Defense" premiering at 7:00 p.m. ET. When a harrowing incident leaves Squidward unconscious in an alley, SpongeBob and Sandy try to teach him karate as a form of self-defense. He chops, blocks, kicks and learns to master everyday movements. It's about time we got a Squidward-centered episode. I didn't see enough of him in It's a SpongeBob Christmas!. Hi-yah!
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