Take another night off from holiday programming, because the only animated offering is Polar Express, and I'm sure you've seen creepy motion-capture Tom Hanks enough for a lifetime. However, I highly recommend Regular Show at 8:30 p.m. ET on Cartoon Network, because "Busted Cart" has one of the best Benson meltdowns and "Dead at Eight" has flapping, um, pecs on Muscle Man. So wrong and so funny.
Picture courtesy of Cartoon Network.
7:00 p.m ET
Adventure Time on Cartoon Network
"Princess Monster Wife; Goliad"
7:30 p.m. ET
Annoying Orange on Cartoon Network
"The Lords of Fruitbush"
8:00 p.m. ET
MAD on Cartoon Network
"Dolphineas and Ferb Tale"
8:30 p.m. ET
Regular Show on Cartoon Network
"Busted Cart; Dead at Eight"
9:00 p.m. ET
The Polar Express on ABC Family