"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"

Happy Thanksgiving! So, remember when I made that masterful papier mache turkey centerpiece, and my big brother destroyed it? Oh, wait. That was Lisa and Bart Simpson. (Sometimes I supplement my own holiday memories with ones that are more fun or melodramatic.) While you're stuffing your face, browse this episode guide of "Bart vs. Thanksgiving" for Bart's blackboard writing and my favorite quote.
Picture courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox.